accident insurance

Mark Twain Stories and Speeches

Stories by Mark Twain - aka Samuel Clements

Return to Search Engine Lists

Grimm's Fairy Tales ... Mother Goose

Mark Twain
67th birthday
70th birthday
about london
accident insurance
advice to girls
alphabet and simplified spelling
americans and the english
an ideal french address
authors club
billiards
books and burlars
books authors and hats
booksellers
business
carnegie the benfactor
cats and candy
charity and actors
china and the philippines
cigars and tobacco
college girls
compliments and degrees
copyright
courage
daly theatre
day we celebrate
dedication speech
die schrecken
dinner to hamilton w mabie
dinner to mr jerome
dinner to whitelaw reid
disappearance of literature
dress reform and copyright
dr mark twain
educating theatre goers
educational theatre
education and citizenship
fulton day jamestown
galveston orphan bazaar
general miles and the dog
german for the hungarians
girls
henry irving
henry m stanley
in aid of the blind
independence day
introducing nye and riley
joan of arc
ladies
laymans sermon
literature
lotos club dinner
mark twains first appearance
mark twain speeches contents
missouri university speech
mistaken identity
morals and memory
municipal corruption
municipal government
new german word
new york press club dinner
obituary poetry
old fashioned printer
on stanley and livingston
osteopathy

ACCIDENT INSURANCE --ETC.

DELIVERED IN HARTFORD, AT A DINNER TO CORNELIUS WALFORD, OF LONDON GENTLEMAN,--I am glad, indeed, to assist in welcoming the distinguished guest of this occasion to a city whose fame as an insurance centre has extended to all lands, and given us the name of being a quadruple band of brothers working sweetly hand in hand--the Colt's arms company making the destruction of our race easy and convenient, our life-insurance citizens paying for the victims when they pass away, Mr. Batterson perpetuating their memory with his stately monuments, and our fire-insurance comrades taking care of their hereafter. I am glad to assist in welcoming our guest--first, because he is an Englishman, and I owe a heavy debt of hospitality to certain of his fellow-countrymen; and secondly, because he is in sympathy with insurance, and has been the means of making many other men cast their sympathies in the same direction. Certainly there is no nobler field for human effort than the insurance line of business--especially accident insurance. Ever since I have been a director in an accident-insurance company I have felt that I am a better man. Life has seemed more precious. Accidents have assumed a kindlier aspect. Distressing special providences have lost half their horror. I look upon a cripple now with affectionate interest--as an advertisement. I do not seem, to care for poetry any more. I do not care for politics--even agriculture does not excite me. But to me now there is a charm about a railway collision that is unspeakable. There is nothing more beneficent than accident insurance. I have seen an entire family lifted out of poverty and into affluence by the simple boon of a broken leg. I have had people come to me on crutches, with tears in their eyes, to bless this beneficent institution. In all my experience of life, I have seen nothing so seraphic as the look that comes into a freshly mutilated man's face when he feels in his vest pocket with his remaining hand and finds his accident ticket all right. And I have seen nothing so sad as the look that came into another splintered customer's face when he found he couldn't collect on a wooden leg. I will remark here, by way of advertisement, that that noble charity which we have named the HARTFORD ACCIDENT INSURANCE COMPANY is an institution, which is peculiarly to be depended upon. A man is bound to prosper who gives it his custom. No man pan take out a policy in it and not get crippled before the year is out. Now there was one indigent man who had been disappointed so often with other companies that he had grown disheartened, his appetite left him, he ceased to smile--said life was but a weariness. Three weeks ago I got him to insure with us, and now he is the brightest, happiest spirit in this land--has a good steady income and a stylish suit of new bandages every day, and travels around on a shutter. I will say in conclusion, that my share of the welcome to our guest is none the less hearty because I talk so much nonsense, and I know that I curl say the same far the rest of the speakers.

ACCIDENT INSURANCE --ETC.

SR22 Insurance

Scottsdale Arizona Dentist

Ear Wax Removal

Christmas Sites Search

Search Christmas Sites powered by FreeFind
our children and great discoveries
plymouth rock and pilgrims
poetry veracity and suicide
poets as policemen
princeton
public education association
puddn head wilson dramatized
queen victoria
reading room opening
robert fulton fund
rogers and railroads
russian republic
russian sufferers
san francisco earthquake
society of american authors
spelling and pictures
statistics
st louis harbor boat
story of a speech
tammany and croker
taxes and morals
the ascot gold cup
the babies
the dinner to mrs choate
the dress of civilized women
theoretical morals
the salvage club dinner
the weather
to the whitefriars
unconscious plagiarism
undelivered speech
union right or wrong
university settlement society
votes for women
waterson and twain as rebels
water supply
welcome home
when in doubt tell the truth
woman an opinion
womans press club
mark twain 30000 bequest
mark twain a burlesque biography
mark twain a cure for the blues
mark twain advice to little girls
mark twain a helpless situation
mark twain a humane word from satan
mark twain a letter to the secretary of the treasury
mark twain amended obituaries
mark twain a monument to adam
mark twain an entertaining article
mark twain a telephonic conversation
mark twain does the race of man love a lord
mark twain dogs tale
mark twain edward mills and george benton a tale
mark twain eves diary
mark twain extracts from adams diary
mark twain general washington
mark twain how to tell a story
mark twain introduction to
mark twain italian with grammar
mark twain italian without a master
mark twain love conquered or love triumphant
mark twain portrait of king william iii
mark twain post mortem poetry
mark twain the danger of lying in bed
mark twain the first writing machines
mark twain the five boons of life
mark twain was it heaven or hell
mark twain wit inspirations of the

Famous Quotes

Wireless LAN

Fairy Tales ... Aesop's Fables ... Nursery Rhymes

World Famous Recipes . . . Famous Quotes and Famous Jokes

Famous Quotes . Love Quotes . Life Quotes . Love Quotes

Weblogs

World Famous Recipes Christmas Weblog His Word | Daily Bible Verse Jokes and Humor Famous Quotes Contributed Love Poems, Love Quotes, and Love Songs Famous Quotes Recipe Jobs and Employment Wireless LAN Weblog Writing Resources

Ballads By Horatio Alger

Gardens - Flower Gardening

Bible Study

Worldwide Cookbooks

Recipes for Chicken

Holiday Stories

Titanic

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes