carnegie the benfactor

Mark Twain Stories and Speeches

Stories by Mark Twain - aka Samuel Clements

Return to Search Engine Lists

Grimm's Fairy Tales ... Mother Goose

Mark Twain
67th birthday
70th birthday
about london
accident insurance
advice to girls
alphabet and simplified spelling
americans and the english
an ideal french address
authors club
billiards
books and burlars
books authors and hats
booksellers
business
carnegie the benfactor
cats and candy
charity and actors
china and the philippines
cigars and tobacco
college girls
compliments and degrees
copyright
courage
daly theatre
day we celebrate
dedication speech
die schrecken
dinner to hamilton w mabie
dinner to mr jerome
dinner to whitelaw reid
disappearance of literature
dress reform and copyright
dr mark twain
educating theatre goers
educational theatre
education and citizenship
fulton day jamestown
galveston orphan bazaar
general miles and the dog
german for the hungarians
girls
henry irving
henry m stanley
in aid of the blind
independence day
introducing nye and riley
joan of arc
ladies
laymans sermon
literature
lotos club dinner
mark twains first appearance
mark twain speeches contents
missouri university speech
mistaken identity
morals and memory
municipal corruption
municipal government
new german word
new york press club dinner
obituary poetry
old fashioned printer
on stanley and livingston
osteopathy
CARNEGIE THE BENEFACTOR

          At the dinner given in honor of Andrew Carnegie by the Lotos
          Club, March 17, 1909, Mr. Clemens appeared in a white suit from
          head to feet.  He wore a white double-breasted coat, white
          trousers, and white shoes.  The only relief was a big black
          cigar, which he confidentially informed the company was not
          from his usual stack bought at $3 per barrel.

The State of Missouri has for its coat of arms a barrel-head with two
Missourians, one on each side of it, and mark the motto--"United We
Stand, Divided We Fall."  Mr. Carnegie, this evening, has suffered from
compliments.  It is interesting to hear what people will say about a man.
Why, at the banquet given by this club in my honor, Mr. Carnegie had the
inspiration for which the club is now honoring him.  If Dunfermline
contributed so much to the United States in contributing Mr. Carnegie,
what would have happened if all Scotland had turned out?  These
Dunfermline folk have acquired advantages in coming to America.

Doctor McKelway paid the top compliment, the cumulation, when he said of
Mr. Carnegie:

"There is a man who wants to pay more taxes than he is charged." Richard
Watson Gilder did very well for a poet.  He advertised his magazine.  He
spoke of hiring Mr. Carnegie--the next thing he will be trying to hire
me.

If I undertook--to pay compliments I would do it stronger than any others
have done it, for what Mr. Carnegie wants are strong compliments.  Now,
the other side of seventy, I have preserved, as my chiefest virtue,
modesty.

Christmas Sites Search

Search Christmas Sites powered by FreeFind
our children and great discoveries
plymouth rock and pilgrims
poetry veracity and suicide
poets as policemen
princeton
public education association
puddn head wilson dramatized
queen victoria
reading room opening
robert fulton fund
rogers and railroads
russian republic
russian sufferers
san francisco earthquake
society of american authors
spelling and pictures
statistics
st louis harbor boat
story of a speech
tammany and croker
taxes and morals
the ascot gold cup
the babies
the dinner to mrs choate
the dress of civilized women
theoretical morals
the salvage club dinner
the weather
to the whitefriars
unconscious plagiarism
undelivered speech
union right or wrong
university settlement society
votes for women
waterson and twain as rebels
water supply
welcome home
when in doubt tell the truth
woman an opinion
womans press club
mark twain 30000 bequest
mark twain a burlesque biography
mark twain a cure for the blues
mark twain advice to little girls
mark twain a helpless situation
mark twain a humane word from satan
mark twain a letter to the secretary of the treasury
mark twain amended obituaries
mark twain a monument to adam
mark twain an entertaining article
mark twain a telephonic conversation
mark twain does the race of man love a lord
mark twain dogs tale
mark twain edward mills and george benton a tale
mark twain eves diary
mark twain extracts from adams diary
mark twain general washington
mark twain how to tell a story
mark twain introduction to
mark twain italian with grammar
mark twain italian without a master
mark twain love conquered or love triumphant
mark twain portrait of king william iii
mark twain post mortem poetry
mark twain the danger of lying in bed
mark twain the first writing machines
mark twain the five boons of life
mark twain was it heaven or hell
mark twain wit inspirations of the

Famous Quotes

Wireless LAN

Fairy Tales ... Aesop's Fables ... Nursery Rhymes

World Famous Recipes . . . Famous Quotes and Famous Jokes

Famous Quotes . Love Quotes . Life Quotes . Love Quotes

Weblogs

World Famous Recipes Christmas Weblog His Word | Daily Bible Verse Jokes and Humor Famous Quotes Contributed Love Poems, Love Quotes, and Love Songs Famous Quotes Recipe Jobs and Employment Wireless LAN Weblog Writing Resources

Ballads By Horatio Alger

Gardens - Flower Gardening

Bible Study

Worldwide Cookbooks

Recipes for Chicken

Holiday Stories

Titanic

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes