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THE DAY WE CELEBRATE,

          ADDRESS AT THE FOURTH-OF-JULY DINNER OF THE AMERICAN SOCIETY,
          LONDON, 1899.

I noticed in Ambassador Choate's speech that he said: "You may be
Americans or Englishmen, but you cannot be both at the same time."
You responded by applause.

Consider the effect of a short residence here.  I find the Ambassador
rises first to speak to a toast, followed by a Senator, and I come third.
What a subtle tribute that to monarchial influence of the country when
you place rank above respectability!

I was born modest, and if I had not been things like this would force it
upon me.  I understand it quite well.  I am here to see that between them
they do justice to the day we celebrate, and in case they do not I must
do it myself.  But I notice they have considered this day merely from one
side--its sentimental, patriotic, poetic side.  But it has another side.
It has a commercial, a business side that needs reforming.  It has a
historical side.

I do not say "an" historical side, because I am speaking the American
language.  I do not see why our cousins should continue to say "an"
hospital, "an" historical fact, "an" horse.  It seems to me the Congress
of Women, now in session, should look to it.  I think "an" is having a
little too much to do with it.  It comes of habit, which accounts for
many things.

Yesterday, for example, I was at a luncheon party.  At the end of the
party a great dignitary of the English Established Church went away half
an hour before anybody else and carried off my hat.  Now, that was an
innocent act on his part.  He went out first, and of course had the
choice of hats.  As a rule I try to get out first myself.  But I hold
that it was an innocent, unconscious act, due, perhaps, to heredity.
He was thinking about ecclesiastical matters, and when a man is in that
condition of mind he will take anybody's hat.  The result was that the
whole afternoon I was under the influence of his clerical hat and could
not tell a lie.  Of course, he was hard at it.

It is a compliment to both of us.  His hat fitted me exactly; my hat
fitted him exactly.  So I judge I was born to rise to high dignity in the
Church some how or other, but I do not know what he was born for.  That
is an illustration of the influence of habit, and it is perceptible here
when they say "an" hospital, "an" European, "an" historical.

The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands.
See what it costs us every year with loss of life, the crippling of
thousands with its fireworks, and the burning down of property.  It is
not only sacred to patriotism sand universal freedom, but to the surgeon,
the undertaker, the insurance offices--and they are working, it for all
it is worth.

I am pleased to see that we have a cessation of war for the time.  This
coming from me, a soldier, you will appreciate.  I was a soldier in the
Southern war for two weeks, and when gentlemen get up to speak of the
great deeds our army and navy have recently done, why, it goes all
through me and fires up the old war spirit.  I had in my first engagement
three horses shot under me.  The next ones went over my head, the next
hit me in the back.  Then I retired to meet an engagement.

I thank you, gentlemen, for making even a slight reference to the war
profession, in which I distinguished myself, short as my career was.

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